Words, Guitar Melodies, Bass Melodies, Vocal Melodies, Drums, Song Arrangement: Wayne Woodall
Whenever you are driving, another driver's hiding
waiting to severely cut you off
And without any warning, first thing in the morning
someone does it, and it gets you hot
This is how you do it, there's really nothing to it
I promise that you'll never end up caught
Roll down your side window, and gesture for his too to go
and when you've got a perfectly clear shot
Chorus
Rubber band, rubber band, shot from your little sedan
One, and one, and then one more again
In the eye it will fly, and rest assured that he won't die
so you'll never end up in the pen
Rubber band, rubber band, perfect weapon in demand
leave a stack in your car ashtray
and when you find a jerk behind, have him pull up to the side
Aim and blast him 3 times in the face
And if you're at a red light, and in the crosswalk a butt that's tight
roll down your window once again
You know that you can't grab it, that's a very bad habit
and soon the light will change, but who knows when?
As she's passing by your side, there's no reason for you to hide
She will never find out in the end
Shoot an arrow flinger, and give her cheek a stinger
Everyone reach out, and make a friend
Chorus
Rubber band, rubber band, shot from your little sedan
One, and one, and then one more again
On her A** it will fly, and rest assured she won't cry
so you'll never end up in the pen
Rubber band, rubber band, perfect weapon in demand
leave a stack in your car ashtray
and when you find a nice behind, watch her come up there beside
Blast her 3 times and watch her face